Sunday, February 10, 2013

Horse People Are a Separate Breed

We are horse people- you don't have to understand us! 

We have no problem eating a sandwich directly after mucking stalls. 

We know  why a thermometer has to have a string attached to the end. 

We are not welcome in laundromats. 

We don't think anything sexual if someone talks about chains, whips or leather. 

We can raise our voice instantly by 5 octaves to shout at a horse pawing at the floor. 

We would sooner quit a relationship than our hobby. 

We talk to our car to make it up the hill. 

We have better insurance for our horse than our car. 

We know more about our horse's diet than our own. 

We buy grain and hay before buying our own food. 

We have less to wear than our horse. 

It's common to see us wearing barn clothes in public. 

And we know that mucking a stable is the best cure for depression.

No comments:

Post a Comment